funny things heard on tv today:
chess club wasn't for me because, as it turns out, chess is nothing like checkers.
let's do that thing where i talk the entire time and we only talk about me, and when you get a turn to talk, i'm just gonna think about what i'm going to say next.
let's go shopping at some age-inappropriate store and then come back here and drink your $28 bottle of wine!
that sounds awesome, but honestly i had two $14 bottles of wine and i already drank them both.
you are too cool.
