i've rewatched the sex and the city series a few times now, and something still troubles me.

i've heard so many women say "i love sex and the city because of the fashion."

um, what fashion?

there was no fashion. ever. on anyone.

specifically, almost every.single.outfit carrie wore was so far beyond style or fashion, it more or less dangled in absurdity and at its most basic was intentionally mismatched.

is that what fashion is?

and don't even get me started about her hats.

let's be honest: the relevance of sex and relationships held that show together.

i think i'm dying. well, i'm not dying, but at times it feels like it, or perhaps i'd rather be dead than to endure such excruciating pain.

what's wrong, you ask?

i have KIDNEY STONES.

and they are a force to reckon with.

ow, it burns.