last night i fell down stairs. in public. at a bar. it was not my finest moment.
i'm still embarrassed.
the funny thing was that the fall wasn't due to drinking...even though i did have a drink in hand when said fall happened. okay maybe it had something to do with the fact that i was drinking...but it wasn't like i was DRUNK and acting stupid. i was perfectly fine until the incident occurred.
i just didn't see the steps. i was walking out of the bar, going about my business, and at some point the floor decided to descend via two steps down. i was entirely unaware and fell completely on my face and everywhere else. and it wasn't like one of those "he's down, and he's back up." i was down. when i replay it in my head its reminds me of a cartoon where the character runs off a cliff but doesn't realize the ground is missing and is just kind of like walking on air. that's what i had to have looked like because i was walking at a good pace when those two steps came out of nowhere. and boom. bitch went down.
anyway, so embarrassing.
dammit.
