3.16.2010

that nutbag kirk cameron was on the today show this morning commenting on the death of corey haim. why is it that everyone is so surprised, shocked, and investigative of haim's death? he was a well-known drug user...not too long ago, he even admitted to taking up to 85 non-prescribed pills every day.

call me crazy, but that seems very dangerous and life threatening. i mean, i'm resistant to taking two pills a day, let alone 85...and one of my pills of choice is a life-sustaining multivitamin.

anyway, back to nutbag cameron...meredith was interviewing him to explain the ways (to all of us sinners) of how he, mr. growing pains himself, avoided the pitfalls of child stardom and remained such a normal guy.

that was so hard to type, i have no idea how meredith even posed such a question without laughing or stuttering.

first of all, why is the today show under the impression that kirk cameron and corey haim were lifelong friends? you know they haven't spoken to each other since the late 80's. you know cameron is waaay too high and mighty to be anywhere near a haim/cameron/80's icon photo op. the only perceivable way cameron would ever reach out to haim would be in some exorcism-ish, demon-revoking, hallelujah-chanting religious ritual to righteously rid haim of his evil ways and make him a true believer of whatever bullshit cameron's preaching these days.

but, if you ask me, which most people don't - both of them are/were addicts. haim was addicted to drugs. cameron is addicted to god/all-things-preachy-&-crazy.

in fact, cameron should take note of the unfortunate circumstance of what happens to addicts. the more they use, the more they abuse = the worse things become. and cameron is truly abusing the word of his god. in my opinion, he does not come across as a religious man. he doesn't come across as humble. he doesn't even come across as rational. he does, however, come across as batshit crazy.

which makes me reject anything he has to say. the mere sight of kirk cameron creeps me the eff out. get him out of here - he's liable to sacrifice a goat or toddler on behalf of human sin. ...psychopath

rip haim. rejoice in the fact that you're no longer subjected to the kirk camerons of the world judging you and acting like they're better.

he very much is not.

...psychopath