i wish i could somehow get paid for

pouring a glass of water,
drinking two sips of it,
then setting the glass down in a random location of my apartment and letting it remain there for quite some time...only for me to pour an entirely new glass mere hours later.

i'd be a millionaire.

and, i would love my job because, apparently, it's my all-time favorite activity considering how much i do it, well, next to not throwing away bottles of shampoo even though they're empty and have been so for weeks.

secret hoarder?