1) Filet mignon with a Hamburger Helper sidedish (true story, I should have known that relationship was never meant to be)
and
2) Dancing and waxing

Here's to thinking outside of the box, to thinking far beyond any old traditional landing strip. Here's to waxing your cooch with a little flair. And at those prices? I'll be dancing all night long. Unless I just got the Cha-cha-cha...then I might resist any type of movement for at least a day or two.
And how is it that the Cha-cha-cha is only $10!?!?! Whoever is doing the waxing should charge $10K.