Houston, we have a problem:
CALLING ALL MEN - STOP YOURSELF. Plaid shorts have dominated the world. And your minds. STOP! The coordination of matching your tshirt to your flip flops to your plaid shorts has apparently trumped all other fashion options. I ask you WHY? I know, it's summer and we like to be extra casual, comfortable, and EXTRA quick when picking out what to wear each day, but c'mon. You don't have to go this route just because YOU CAN AND IT'S EASY TO. Nothing in life should be this easy. Take an extra minute. Spend an extra buck at H&M. Go with a solid short. Think J Crew.
If anything, just think.
No one will respect you in plaid shorts. You're a droid. Plaidroid.
Do not commit this crime against humanity. Somebody do something.
this too shall pass...this too shall pass
