i have two kinds of nights:
nights when buster sleeps in his dog bed;
nights when buster sleeps in my bed.
i always prefer the former but sometimes the latter becomes necessary:
i.e., during the nights when buster sleeps in his dog bed, i sometimes get an irrational fear that an evil spirit is going to grab me by the ankle and pull me across the house, as seen in paranormal activity.
i really do not want that to happen.
therefore, i feel strongly that if buster sleeps in my bed, his ferocious don't F with me when i'm trying to sleep attitude will ward off said spirits.
however, most times, i'm not afraid of anything and prefer to sleep alone - only when i'm alone can i sleep in my preferred semi-diagonal sleeping position and then, inevitably, change sleeping positions nearly 3k times until morning.
however, if buster is in bed with me (or anyone else for that matter) my diagonal sleeping preference is thrown out the window and my tossing-and-turning preference is greatly subdued.
so i guess my story is two-fold:
1. evil spirts cramp my style
2. i will probably never marry and/or no one would willingly marry me after reading this blog post.
