apparently i shop for groceries in doubles:
double english muffins,
double humus
double milk
double ketchup (duh)
double turkey dogs
and double eggs
but i'm real pissed about the egg situation. i already had eggs but recently acquired a coupon for a carton of FREE eggs. jackpot. so i went to the store and picked up a carton (because you don't look a gift horse in the mouth) ((what a weird expression)) only to checkout without even thinking about using that coupon. it just stayed in my pocket, nice and snug, without saying a word while i swiped that debit.
so now i have 24 eggs, all of which were non-free.
bugger.
what's in your fridge?
