3.08.2010

have i seen precious? no.

have i seen mo'nique's stand up shows? yes.

therefore i can say what i'm about to say...

i think it's really ridiculous that mo'nique goes parading around to each of these award shows like she's some classy actress.

girl...you ain't. let's not kid ourselves.

you're a foul-mouthed comedian. end of story. for some reason, the director/producers of precious REALLY knew what they were doing. apparently, everyone in that movie gave stellar performances, including mariah carey and sherry shepard.

what the...how the...who the...whaaaat?

for reals?

that's something we call a MIRACLE.

long story short: count your blessings mo'nique. it ain't just because of you. hold that oscar (and every other award known to mankind) tight!

sorrz!