i think i've posted on here before about my deep, unwavering objection to dog owners who think it best to tie up their dogs to stop signs, bike racks, street lamps, and other permanently cemented objects while running errands out and about in the city.
oh, you need to make a "quick stop" to buy some stamps? oh, you think it's cool to just leave fido unmonitored and strapped up to a post office dropbox, while in the meantime myself and others are innocently passing by, not knowing whether to fear or sympathize with your abandoned pooch?
he could bite me. or he could be non-verbally begging me to dognap him because he hates you so much.
have some respect. if you're taking your dog out for a walk, don't multi-task. don't kill two birds. take your dog on an effing walk and then take him home and then buy your stamps.
from now on, every time i see a dog helplessly searching for its owner through a window storefront...i'm going to steal that dog and sell him to the chinese.
now i'm the one killing two birds: i'm helping america pay off our debt and providing dinner for an entire family.
