11.10.2009

did anyone watch the carrie prejean interview this morning on the today show?

holy crap.


i already knew this before, but after watching the interview it's been undeniably confirmed in concrete that carrie prejean is the dumbest, most hypocritical, spotlight-loving nobody that i have ever witnessed. she's worse than jon and kate combined. wow. it's like jon asked kate to carrie tara reid's fertilized egg and out popped carrie prejean 9 months later except in adult form. carrie probably weighed the same as 6 babies, so it's conceivable...well, before the boob job i guess. those things look somewhat heavy.

at any rate, the interview...um, watch it. without going into a long, unending rant about this, just know that if you are a "conservative woman" you should be extremely concerned that carrie prejean is toting the same label. she said "conservative women live up to a double standard!" "sarah palin has been criticized!" "if sean hannity criticized sonia sotomayor or michelle obama, he'd be thrown off air!"

???? (!)

get real prejean! anyone in the public spotlight (especially politicians) are going to be criticized fairly or unfairly, regardless of party affiliation. that's how it works. when you're a public servant, you're on the chopping block 24/7. have you ever watched fox news, carrie? it's not like they're singing kumbaya about all-things-obama and all-things-liberal.

and then carrie prejean is toting her rights to free speech. liberals want to silence her by releasing the sex tape...which you can call a sex tape, that's fine, but it's not...it's just a private video of carrie performing solo masturbation which was meant to be seen only by her boyfriend-at-the-time! and it's been released as a means to silence her!

??

wait, how does releasing a sex tape have anything-even-remotely-conceivable to do with silencing someone? that makes zero sense. if anything, it brings you and your i-hate-gay-marriage free-speech-enabled mouth back into the spotlight, you twit. and, call me crazy but...YOU'RE ON THE TODAY SHOW BECAUSE OF YOUR SEX TAPE. what silence?

but she loves the lord and he excludes her skin showmanship as sin because carrie is a model (did models exist bc? must have...) and, duh again, that video was private between her and her boyfriend-at-the-time! she's totally in the clear.

and, carrie wants the right to free speech, as long as she's doing the talking. when gays and lesbians or liberals debate her pocket-padding stance on gay marriage...well she's being palin-ized! it's not fair! stop being mean!

omg prejean, you're going to be so embarrassed when you finally become an adult and look back at your complete stupidity.

i bet her book still standing is a really good read. just kidding of course. the book is trash, carrie prejean is trash, and every thought in her head is 1) airy and 2) trash.

carrie prejean you are the weakest link. goodbye.