okay yall, i'm going go on a little tangent here about politics so if you don't like my viewpoint regarding obama i would click that x in the upper, right-hand corner riiiight.about.now.
so, obama was awarded the nobel peace prize. um, what?! even the white house was surprised. in fact, they had to wake obama up just to tell him the news and i'm sure his first words were omg wtf? because, after all, what peace has he brought to anybody?
i'm not at peace. you're probably not at peace either. and if you are it's probably not because of obama. because he hasn't done anything.
at all.
oh wait, cash for clunkers. riiiiight.
don't you feel silly? i feel silly for you.
such is my problem with obama: he's hype. he's fresh. he's new. people love him bc we all can relate to him. he survives via fanfare. he has no record of accomplishment, both yesterday and today, but do we care? nope. we just love him! hearts. we love his words. we love his ideas. we love michelle's arms. aren't they a cute couple? and look at those abs! but let's forget the dad jeans! oh obama, you're such a charmer...keep talkin.
but that's where it ends. bc they're just words. they're just ideas. he reads his speeches, he promised the country everything & anything to ensure his election, he said/says what people want & expect to hear. but now what? what does he have to show for it? now that he's in office, in power, has a democratic majority, what has he actually done?
we've all seen the snl skit. it's funny bc it's true. i needn't say more.
but i will anyway:
give him time! they say. what time? you mean this past year? yes, there's a lot of shit to scrape out of the stalls since dubya's departure, but obama knew that well in advance. he was ready, remember? that's why obama created his super team. hello...he's the captain planet along with his planeteers, banded together to solve earth's problems. the power is his! but his ring must have broken or something...nothing's happening!?
if you don't follow the planeteer talk, basically, the cheese does not stand alone.
but who could place blame on obama? if you blame him for anything it's probably because you're a racist. change! he promoted. uh, what has changed? ...nothing... but that matters not: our nation showcases obama like he is right under jesus christ himself. the americanized version of our lord and savior if you will. and he's just a small notch above oprah, which is completely okay bc she elected him anyway. the trifecta!
not.
to me: he's an inspirational talking head. that's it. best of luck to him and everything, i hope he actually does something with his position, power, and 1.4 million dollar cash prize. but give me a break nobel peace prize committee.
you sold out.
big time.
it just goes to show you, we should've put my main bitch in office. hey hillary! but did we? no. she's too much of a ballbuster. she's too aggressive. she opens too many cans of whoop ass. wow is she a bitch. her record of achievement and activism isn't as cool as obama's gq cover. her husband is bill effing clinton afterall, get real! we wouldn't want his experience and worldwide respect doing a repeat number! and we all know that hillary gets shit done, but ew, she's a woman!
yes we can admit we were wrong.
sorry yall.
