oh, and did you all realize how i completely glossed over the fact that chicago lost (and by lost i mean lost) the 2016 olympics?
fortunately for the chicago olympic lovers, i was in colorado at the time without internet access, therefore i could not hop on the blog and revel in all of my haha eff you glory. i so badly wanted to give a big f.u. shoutout to the city of chicago for even thinking it was a good idea to host the olympics.
chicago can barely host its citizens.
eff off olympians. have fun in rio!