nothing like a contagious giggle in the morning to rev up my day. apparently, abercombie brodudeman & stupid bitch...i mean, abercrombie & fitch, is suing beyonce because she's coming out with her own fragrance called "sasha fierce" which blurs the trademark legalities of a&f's own fragrance "fierce."
they're both in the wrong.
first of all, beyonce, the name sasha fierce is stupid. i love you and all that you do, but really...it's a stupid name. it's borderline tranny showgirl. not that tranny showgirls are stupid, but you get what i mean. you might as well call your fragrance soapy watters or demetria jenkins. here's a shot in the dark: why don't you call it something fragrance-like, such as evolution or seduction or something that suggests an actual smell or an allure. sasha fierce suggests sequins and foundation-laced sweat beads.
and, sidenote: whenever you claim to have an alter ego, life is getting to be a tad bit too serious/extreme. you're one person. sorry, you are. you're beyonce knowles. cut the bullshit. if anyone else went by a super ego...i mean, alter ego...they'd receive unending eyerolls and a prank phone call or two by yours truly. scary, huh? it could be you. it's not too late!
now, abercrombie. choose your words wisely, ryan...um, while we all have a fierce story or two...i can honestly say that, in 2009, no self-respecting person buys and/or wears fierce. ever. it's an instant excommunication from society. it's an instant no-go. it's an instant i'm out. it's an instant death sentence. literally...you should receive lethal injection if you wear it. in fact, i'm sure the fierce potion itself could be used as a lethal injection/inhalation. it's horrid, that store is horrid, the dudebromans and stupid bitches that work there are horrid (except for those of us who may or may not have worked there in the past MANY moons ago when we didn't know better, we don't have to name any names) and beyonce would be doing you a favor if she somehow confused the consumer by promoting the word fierce, which could drive your sales or her own sales skyward.
after all, beyonce is at an all time high ever since her genius pr decision to let little, sweet taylor swift have "her moment" (it's a vma, who gives a shit?).
moral of the story: fierce smells like shit. a&f is shit. sasha fierce what the shit?
i don't know what else to say, shit.
byeee.
