9.29.2009

it almost pains me to say this, and wow does it seem weird, but yall...seriously, let the hills die.

don't get me wrong, for the last 5 seasons i've been firmly planted on the couch at 9pm central with my eyes glued to the screen and my vocal chords enthusiastically screeching "feel the rain on your lips!"

but things have changed, unfortch.

lc isn't on the show. lc is the only reason to watch the show. i love her something serious, but who gives a flying hootenanny about lo, ceiling eyes, speidi, or that bimbo chevy cavalier...i mean, kristin cavallari? i have no idea if i spelled her name correctly. i almost hope i didn't.

no one cares about them. they're all just fodder. we want lauren drama. we want her one liners (you're a sucky person!), eye-rolling (or mascara tears), and cute-sense-of-everything (hey kohl's!). ugh, lc made life worth living yall.

without her the show is comatose. flatline. time of death? right now.

anyway, don't support or buy into tv shows glamourizing white, entitled rich kids. it's sad. especially this show, well, and basically mtv's entire lineup of tv programming.

just don't watch it, alright?

it's time for the hills to go the way of the dodo. stephanie pratt needs a real job.

buy her handbags!