umm...you guys. the most amazing thing ever has just happened. i can't believe it and i have no way to explain it other than taking a picture of it with my bberry.
my sandwich just communicated to me.
i kid you not. i know this sounds as stupid as that cnn video with the broom but this is really...woah. i take it back cnn. weird stuff like this is interesting. holy crap.
background: it's lunchtime here in Chi right now, so a couple minutes ago i went and retrieved my homemade turkey sandwich (we're in a recession, people) from the work fridge, plopped back down at my desk, was flipping through the newspaper, just minding my own business, when i just so happened to glance at the tupperware container that my sandwich was formerly in and i ever-so-casually noticed this:

WHAT THE????? immediately my eye opened as big as they ever have been in LIFE and my jaw dropped to the floor like an anchor. disclaimer: I SWEAR I DID NOT STICK MY FINGER IN MUSTARD AND INSCRIBE THAT. this is serious you guys...
to me, it looks like it says "Hi"
my sandwich just said hi to me.
here's a closer up view:

this is a miracle on some level. my heart is racing something serious. this is phenomenal. what!?!??!?! i'm not washing this tupperware ever. should i be calling someone right now, like a newstation or cnn? should i?
i can't believe this.