iLike/iDontlike
iLike Skippy Peanut Butter, Natural & Creamy. It's pretty delicious. I could probably eat a jar as a serving. Just saying.
iDontlike Zappos.com. I recently ordered a few pairs of shoes from them. First of all, their prices are not competitive...at all. The only perk being free shipping. Secondly, they botched my order by sending me a pair of shoes I didn't order and not sending me the pair I did order. Thirdly, when I finally received the correct shoes...the shoes have MANY flaws, flaws indicating the shoes were perhaps returned by a customer, for whatever reason, but "processed" as new and sent to me as such OR they were a sample shoe in some store and then sent off to Zappos for legitimate purchase. Zappos sucks, I'll never use them again. Actually, never buy shoes online. It's just a bad idea altogether.
iLike Bumble and Bumble Sumotech. It's the perfect remedy for hold, fragrance, and gloss. A little pricey but it's worth it.
iDontlike the prices at Jewel-Osco. I'm an avid price watcher...if I were on the Price is Right, I'd totally sweep. Therefore, I'm not being El Cheapo when it comes to food prices...but c'mon. They're very high. $3.99 for a 1/2 lb of turkey? $3.49 for a can of Campbell's soup? Get real...Walmart has much better prices, even though they stiff their workers on wages and health care. But only one affects me. Is that selfish? I don't think so either. Go work at McDonald's.
iLike Trident Watermelon Twist gum, with Xyletol. It's sugar-free, it's delicious, and xyletol does something for you in a good way, but I can't remember what it was. Sorryz.
iDontlike Tide. I read somewhere that Tide fades clothes faster than any other laundry detergent. I personally use Gain, and once when I was checking out at Jewel-Osco (their laundry detergent isn't a bargain either) the checkout girl was like "oooh this is my favorite brand of detergent ever!" so therefore I feel as if Gain is the way to go. She then dissed me though because I didn't use Gain dryer sheets. She compared it to only wearing one shoe. Whatever. I guess that experience wasn't as cool as I thought. Dissing is mean.
iLike Sean John's cologne Unforgivable. It's the freshest smell I've smelled in a long time.
iDontlike Sean John, P Diddy, Puff, Diddy, Puff Daddy, Piffy, Duddy--all of it. All can take a leap.
iLike lotion. Any kind.
iDontlike the hard, crusty, hangy drop of lotion that dries up after pumping lotion out. Come a day later, you go to put lotion in your hand and that crusty lotion ball formed after yesterday's pump, goes in your hand and everywhere else but does NOT apply itself evenly to your skin. You can't even force smear it into your skin. It just hangs out in a a gross clump. Get out of here clump I do not have time for you. In fact, I'll go as far as to say that I hate you, dry hangy lotion ball. You make lotioning complicated and quite honestly I get a little bit of anxiety whenever I see forementioned lotion ball. Ugh. Life can never be easy.
iLike Ciara's song "Never Ever" featuring Young Jeezy. I feel as if I wrote that song. Plus I like saying the word Jeezy.
iDontlike anything performed by JayZ. Is there a space between Jay and the Z? I don't know and I don't care. Everything he does is annoying to me. His voice is very...lackadaisical. You know what I mean? I can't quite put my finger on it but something is off about him. His music flat-out sucks, yes, but there's more to this story. His talent is definitely up for interpretation. I interpret it as a slight...how do I say this delicately...retar, I mean, he sounds under-developed in many different ways. Yeah, that's it. Get out of here JayZ. Ain't got time.
byeeee.
