Carrie Prejean, Miss California:
Is it ever appropriate for Miss USA contestants to serve as the nation's moral compass? I think that's a mild conflict of interest.
Firmly believes in opposite marriage.
Despite losing, Miss California "feels like she won." Uh, well, you didn't.
In an interview, Miss California stated she crafted her response to gay marriage "biblically." What does the bible say about you strutting around in a bikini and heels for people to gawk, drool, lust, and otherwise after? WWJD?
She's in the clear though, God apparently is fully supportive of the Miss USA Pageant and everything it stands for. It was in God's plan for her to lose, but fear not, He has other biblically-founded plans in store for her, specifically as an up and coming Ms. August. Rar.
"In my country, and in my family, I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman." Well, ironically, this country belongs to a lot of peeps, so that's kind of a bitchy, selfish answer, don't you think? And by "in your family" does that mean potential GLBT Prejean family members are uninvited to Thanksgiving dinner should they opt to get married? Yikes, tough crowd. You can't sit with us!
Your spray-on tan and Crest-whitened teeth are also biblically questionable.
Many parents fear that children exposed to the gay lifestyle are being harmed and misinformed. Uh, would you let your children watch the nationally-broadcasted Miss USA Pageant? If walking around in a bikini, pose pose pose, while hoping for world peace is deemed as "character building" we got bigger problems on our hands than Frank and Joe wanting to get hitched to one another in a private ceremony.
Miss California: choose your battles. Mother Teresa never walked a runway.
Perez Hilton sucks though, too. A lot. He is not representational of the bigger picture.
