This post is going to be a running list of ideas because, for some reason, things are stirring in my mind. If I don't release this stuff it drives me crazy and it also makes me have the weirdest.dreams.ever. I don't know how many times I sat up in bed talking last night. At times I would wake up and actually hear myself mutter out the last few words, something to do with diapers, and then I would immediately think, oh cripes, I'm losing it again. Warning. Warning.
So, in hopes that I sleep through the night without endless dreams about snakes being in my bed, here goes:
-There's a song in my head that I can't.get.out: Future Love by Varsity Fanclub. I like the song and all but it simply will not leave me. Baby if you ask me, I will say, I don't even know your name... See what I mean? That part keeps playing over and over again like a broken record.
-I keep going back and forth about the idea of wearing a swimming cap while I swim laps at the gym. Should I do it? Will I look completely ridiculous? Reason is, I want to start swimming laps but my hair is longer and I don't want the chlorine to absolutely kill it, so I need some kind of cap to shelter it. Wait, is that even the purpose of swim caps or is it to make you swim faster? For some reason I thought it also protected your hair? I should probably research this. I mean I have Speedos to wear so that I can swim faster...and before you get all funny about that, these are cool, long Speedos, not the super insane brief Speedos. You know the kind of person that is wearing the super short ones. Yeah, that guy. And often at a certain stretch of beach in north Chicago. That's not me. I'm wearing cool, long ones at my gym swimming pool while swimming laps, thank you. Way different. I'm obviously still insecure about my Speedos, agreed.
-I really want this campaign season to be over with. I can't stand hearing about Obama/McCain and Palin anymore. I really, really can't. Can we have the elections a month early? Please...
-So I watched The Hills last night and I still can't seem to convince anyone that Heidi and Spencer are not together in "real life." I know that it's all just a publicity thing to keep people watching the show, but really, no one could really be with Spencer. Not even Heidi. I mean, doesn't he make your skin crawl every time you see him? Even his rude obnoxiousness, I realize, is completely hammed up since everyone loves to hate Spencer, and he definitely caters to that, but really, personality aside, his on again off again mustache/goatee would make anyone puke. Especially me. Back to my point, I think that they are contractually supposed to appear together, or appear to be together until the show is officially over with, you know, to keep people guessing on what happens the rest of the season. I don't know, the show is completely ridiculous and pointless but I can't stop watching it. It's perhaps the only show I watch on TV anymore besides Project Runway and seasonally AI. I can't watch news television for the obvious reasons (see the bullet above).
-Does anyone else think this season of Project Runway sucks significant butt? I do. Korto and Jerrell are probably the "best" designers on the show but that's not saying much since everyone else is completely worthless and Korto's personality is about as interesting as...anything in the world that is boring, flat, and completely monotone. And did anyone see Jerrell wearing those pants when he was dressed as a "rock star"....um, I was very uncomfortable with, you know.
-I'm growing out my hair so just bear with me for a few months, OK? If you don't like it now, well, shut it, I'm not cutting it short. I've had the same haircut since, birth, with it being short and bedhead-y. I'm over it. Everyone and their mother's brother has that haircut.
-Is purposely being splashed in the face the single most annoying thing on Earth or is there something more annoying that I wasn't aware of? I guess even non-purposeful face splashing is annoying. Even if it's just when someone's fingers are wet and they do that little flick-thing in your face causing microscopic water beads to fly directly into your eyes. That's still really annoying. I hate splashing.
I feel slightly better. I'll update this if a thought strikes me as being too heavy for my head to lug around.
